Derpy the wall-eyed pony, Had very confusing eyes, and if you ever saw them, you'd be so confused you'd cry. All of the other ponies Used to laugh and call her names. They never let poor Derpy Join in any pony games. Then one foggy Chtristams eve Santa came to say Derpy with your red flashlight Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then all the ponies loved her As they shouted out with glee, "Yipee!" Derpy the wall-eyed pony, You'll go down in history!